Halotivations

Send in your posters!

2011-01-18T12:14:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, keep sending in posters. I don't really have a lot to work with anymore, so if you want to see this site continue to run keep sending in those posters...

The first one is from Shot Logic

Yeah, you're right, this does kinda suck

This one is from elijahalbert

Spartans are very resourceful, after all.

Last one is from iGnite Romeo

Is there any other reason needed?

2011-01-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

All of today's posters are from Inca_Kodulee

Nah, I bet the elite is going to blink before that missile does

Didn't you hear about the new update? Everytime you shoot a warthog, blue people explode out of nowhere!

This right here...this right here is a pretty bad day.

Even in the face of defeat, the Jackal stands strong

You get points for effort!

2011-01-11T19:39:00.000-08:00

Today's posters are all from Bret, new posters from Halo Reach!

Or maybe he just really doesn't want to let go

Hey, when Spartans know what they want, they get it

...and somehow, he looks even more terrifying without armor

One word: Badass.

The mighty Hunter's only weakness!

Hey, maybe these Spartans just want to have a nice picnic, a nice campfire, and just enjoy nature in peace. Or they want to rack up some easy kills

What a nice stalemate

New Updates Forthcoming

2011-01-07T20:31:00.001-08:00

Sorry guys I'm in a place with no internet currently. I'm on my phone, and I'll be here all weekend, but I'll start updates again back on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Thanks for your continued support

2011-01-05T12:21:00.000-08:00

All of today's posters are from Hawkeye4077

It's kills like these that make the theater so much more fun

The only satisfying way to kill someone!

This was the first halo 3 screenshot I saw...ahh, good times

PERFECT HALO 2 COMBO

2011-01-02T20:19:00.000-08:00

All of today's posters are from Personguy777. Here's to the near year, and hopefully a year with Halotivations! Remember, if you have ANY suggestions, posters, or just want to chat, email me at halotivations@gmail.com or davidwang34@gmail.com. Thanks!!

Well, it IS hard to find a clean toilet after the Covenant glassed half the Earth.

Hey, a Spartan's gotta relax sometime, right?

This is the part where you start to run. RUN FAR AWAY.

Even in the future, Spartan suits are still not shock proof.

This would also be a very, very good time to run far away.

Also, are fuel cells ever actually used for fuel, or just as target practice?

Regular Site Updating

2011-01-02T07:39:00.000-08:00

Regular site updating will begin Monday.

That is all.

Keep sending in your posters!!

Back Online

2010-12-18T18:23:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, I know I left you without a proper explanation quite a while ago...about a year and then some.

I know that you guys were probably disappointed, and that is perfectly understandable.

However, I am going to start this website up again!

I just have a couple questions before I get this train rolling again:

-Do you guys want to see anything different? Just halo motivational posters, updated to refer to the new Halo Reach game and anything Halo in general?

-Anything else this website can do for you? Change the layout? Etc.

Basically hit me up with any ideas you guys have. I want to make you guys stay after the first time you come, and if it's just the halo motivaitonal posters that keep you coming back, or if there's something else you want to see on the website, then by all means let me know at halotivations@gmail.com, or reach me personally at davidwang34@gmail.com.

Thank you guys so much. I'll update you guys on any changes or anything.

Have a great holiday, and here's to the hope that Halotivations will be up and running soon again!

2009-08-17T15:38:00.000-07:00

From Gamma4077

Damn Hijacker

Although, we already know what happened to Reach

BOOM HEADSHOT

2009-08-08T10:38:00.000-07:00

From Tiptopolive

being able to shoot someone from a mile away
doesn't always help you

2009-08-05T07:24:00.000-07:00

From Tiptopolive

Yeah, there's actually not a lot that can be done
in a position like this.

PS everyone, sorry i haven't posted anything for like a week, i've been pretty busy and haven't really had alot of time

2009-07-29T08:25:00.000-07:00

These 3 from Personguy777

I really thought that Master Chief had enough
trouble fighting the normal sized ones...

That's why you never just dispose of the body by
hiding it in the floor boards. Because it will come back
and it will kill you.

And these two are from Bradd

Come to the red side, and we can rule the halo ring
as...as...well, something or the other...

After you finish the campaign, the Chief's life
just gets worse and worse...

2009-07-28T10:21:00.001-07:00

From Bradd

2009-07-16T14:04:00.000-07:00

From C14Y

2009-07-15T09:55:00.001-07:00

From keenarnor

Everyone enjoys something. Even in Halo.

2009-07-12T06:07:00.000-07:00

This one from keenarnor

You learn something new every day

2009-07-04T06:59:00.000-07:00

From Super Priv4te

First Somalia, now the Halo ring

Need more picture submissions

2009-07-03T17:49:00.000-07:00

Yeah, uhh, I need more submissions. I've run out, and as many people may know by now, it's been a week or so since the last picture was posted. Halotivations needs picture submissions to function. Just to reiterate in case anyone needs to know:directions on how to submit pictures are at the right of the screen.

Thanks,
Girish at Halotivations

2009-06-26T12:38:00.000-07:00

From KazeoHin

That's why you turn off the engine when you
aren't driving.

2009-06-25T15:14:00.000-07:00

From UltimateNachos2

Stop the Covenant-check
Stop the Flood-check

Stop the Swine flu-in progress

2009-06-22T09:48:00.000-07:00

From UltimateNachos2

Even with Master Chief endorsing it,
Doesn't Tea Bagging just piss you off?

2009-06-18T11:03:00.000-07:00

From rofflemow

If he lives, I feel sorry for him.

2009-06-15T03:42:00.000-07:00

From Rofflemow

The only thing that looks concerning about this:
I thought there were no ghosts on that level.

2009-06-13T06:11:00.000-07:00

This one's from Rofflemow

New poll

2009-06-09T16:49:00.000-07:00

I got a message from one of my fans recently suggesting that I could add "Lolcats" kind of pictures to the site, in addition to the Halotivational posters. I thought it was an interesting idea. In case you don't really know what I'm talking about, I've attached some pictures provided by the fan who suggested this.

So, is this a good idea or not? I put up a poll, so just vote on whether it sounds like a good idea. Poll closes in two weeks.

Thanks,
Girish at Halotivations

2009-06-09T16:10:00.000-07:00

From Kybernan

Inconvenience is pretty cruel...

2009-06-03T13:52:00.000-07:00

These 3 are from Advanced.RD-01

inconvenient, isn't it?

must hurt a hell of a lot.

As you can imagine, Elites aren't picked
on a whole lot at school.

Feedback, please.

2009-06-02T13:59:00.000-07:00

So it's been about a month since David gave up management of Halotivations to me. Since then I've gotten a bunch of submissions, but not a whole lot of feedback. So, how am I doing so far? Positive or negative responses would be appreciated. Leave comments telling me what you think.

Thanks,
Girish at Halotivations

2009-06-02T13:52:00.000-07:00

Here's a couple from Deathguy90

Master Chief is pretty awesome, but it takes a special kind
of nerd to build a monument to him.

True that

2009-05-31T17:22:00.000-07:00

Two more from UltimateNachos2

Everyone, even the Chief has somebody or something
that keeps him going.

All work and no (whatever MC does in his free time)
makes Chief a dull Spartan

2009-05-29T19:30:00.000-07:00

These 3 are from UltimateNachos2

He can kill you any way he feels like.
You want to die of battle rifle? If he can't hit your head, that's
a slow death.

Well, it was either let the noobs drive
or let them shoot. Which one is less painful?

Armor can't save your masculinity

2009-05-28T14:18:00.000-07:00

From UltimateNachos2

"Ready, aim, hey look my shoe's unt--"

2009-05-21T04:41:00.000-07:00

These 8 are from cairocat (sorry i didn't post these sooner,
i really forgot i had them)

BLARG!!!

nessy is everywhere. there's nowhere that there isn't somebody
claiming sightings.

flaming recone will KILL YOU

NEVER dance on their graves. it pisses them off.

if there's one thing nobody counted on, it's that

Before Forge, there were steroids

the deciding factors in a situation like this: does he owe me money?
has he slept with my sister? does he just piss me off?

you piss off security, you're pretty screwed

2009-05-18T17:02:00.000-07:00

From KrazyKilo64

...and dead weight is useless.
This makes me very angry.

2009-05-16T17:09:00.000-07:00

These 3 are from David, the dude who used to run the site
(no joke)

boredom+forge+knowledge of physics
How's that for an equation?

some people can make a good thing out of any situation.
this guy is one of those people.

PWNED

2009-05-13T14:14:00.000-07:00

More pics please. Anyone?

2009-05-09T11:29:00.000-07:00

Well, I can't post more pictures if people aren't submitting them.
if you have pictures send them to halotivations@gmail.com.

thanks

2009-05-07T14:15:00.000-07:00

Credit to Drago Red for these 8

Well that's okay. Who needs to fly and shit when
you can pump your enemies full of hot lead and
hijack ships?

...but heavy explosives will.

God Damn REDS!

We could do it to the Japanese in WW2.
We can do it to the reds now.

Yeah, yeah, that's what the last guy said!

"Really, it's okay, I don't want a hug."
"Seriously, I don't want a hug!"
"What part of I don't want a hug don't you unders--"

Can't touch this

A FEW SECONDS EARLIER:
Me: "Your mother is an ugly gorilla!"

2009-05-05T16:54:00.000-07:00

Credit to Godly Hitmen for these 5

it's the purple hippo

Damn reds

Holy f^ck it's Chuck Norris

You don't see him till it's too late. He has a sword, or a sniper rifle.
When you fall into his trap, he is a happy camper.

"tank beats EVERYTHING"
--Marine with a tank, Halo 3

The Return of Halotivations

2009-05-02T19:07:00.000-07:00

Hello viewers of Halotivations,
A few months ago, David posted on halotivations saying that he was giving up management of Halotivations, and was passing it on to a friend of his. Well, that's me. My name is Girish (no I'm not some foreigner freak, I've lived in America all my life, just in case anyone was judging from the name), and I hope to do as good of a job as David did. I would appreciate more picture submissions. That's all for now, i will post some more pics in the near future.

Thanks,
Girish at Halotivations

2009-05-02T11:27:00.000-07:00

From Deathdealer
"There's no place I can't go. There's no place
I can't find you." --Smith, Matrix Revolution

Well, when the economy's doing bad....

...because they CAN explode on you

oh shit, they're everywhere!
you need your body
ftw

2009-05-02T11:10:00.000-07:00

These 3 are from DiegoM0927
Bring Nukes. It helps.

Or we'll shoot you biotch,

Ladies love armor plating.

Goodbye, Halotivations

2009-02-19T13:25:00.000-08:00

I last updated this what, almost 3 months ago now? And even back then, updates were sparse, and unpredictable at best. I just couldn't find the time to work on this blog. I thought of it as a "side project" and something to do when I got bored, but undoubtedly I disappointed many of you when I failed to update it. Halotivational posters can be so much more, which is why I'm handing it over to a friend of mine, who will have more time put into this site. Anyways, just wanted to say this. I've met a lot of cool people from when I first was handed this site. These Halo Motivational posters hold a lot of memories for me, and it's sad that I can't work with them anymore. This is the last post by me, David. Hope you guys have a good one.

Happy new year!

2008-12-31T21:06:00.001-08:00

Happy New Year!!

2008-12-26T16:18:00.000-08:00

New poll is up: Do you like the site layout as it is right now, or would you rather have it look like
http://halotivationstester.blogspot.com/

2008-12-21T06:08:00.000-08:00

New banner up, it was created by Yoshiki! Nice job!

2008-12-18T18:44:00.000-08:00

First 3 posters are from DOKONUS

Air support is very great. Always nice to give the enemies more fire to dodge from

Unless you crouch right before you hit the ground. (5 points to anybody who gets that)

Cheap shot

Last two are from Dregsey

They always drop them next to the most inconvenient place possible. Always.

...that's never a good thing

2008-11-06T15:05:00.000-08:00

There's a new poll. Would you like to see Halotivations get its own domain name?

A few posters today, all coming from Gravy 666

Deodorant: It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I don't know, but something about the propulsion system just doesn't seem right to me...

Can't touch dis.

2008-11-04T17:39:00.000-08:00

Come on people, send in posters! I'm running low on submissions

2008-11-02T16:47:00.000-08:00

All by Spwn3d 27

A Spartan...seems real gansta

Hax

Heck, even super soldiers need the ocasional boost that one can get from caffine!

This is new...I always thought brute disputes were settled using good ol' punching...

Who would want bullet, laser, and explosive damage in their house anyway? Hurts the resale vaule

2008-10-30T14:30:00.000-07:00

All posters today are by Spwn3d 27

Glitch? No, didn't you know? That's a new feature in Halo Recon, where you get to run on walls and stuff...

Eh, just screw it and play more Halo. If you come in late, they might fire you, and you can't take that chance.

They'll be there to greet you in person very soon...

Which one? The one that's asking for halp, or the one that's wearing the eye-blinding yellow?

Now, this is going to be very, very, very painful. But it's good for you!

2008-10-28T14:09:00.000-07:00

All of the posters today are from Spwn3d 27

An assassin ninja in thousand pound armor

A punch to the face won't help curb teenage delinquency. But talking will. Talk to your teenager today.

Don't think of it as a sky splazer...thing of it as God's laser pointer

Some people are still trying to find the hidden switch.

2008-10-26T07:09:00.000-07:00

First 2 are from Spwn3d 27

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty much screwed at this point.

It's like a drug...once you get off of it you start going into withdraw. It's not made any easier with all the bullets and plasma flying around...

Next two are from Kybernan

99 seconds left? I still got time...hey look a bunny!

Spartan Laser: $218, 000
Magnifying glass: $3
Watching the expression on your enemies' faces on how you effectively tripled the power of the laser using a simple peace of curved glass: Priceless

And last one is from WolfSarge

Legal steroids.

2008-10-25T07:21:00.000-07:00

Alright, sorry for the short delay everybody. David's back! I will resume the regular Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday updating ritual. But I can't do it without you guys! Keep those posters coming in! Especially with Halo: Recon having been announced, there should be some juicy screenshots coming out later... I'll keep you posted on that! So sorry, no update today...today's my birthday! Updates will resume tomorrow.

2008-10-20T17:41:00.000-07:00

by kyberman:

Kyberman just took shoopdawoop to a whole new level

by TrAuMaTiZeD:

that and the ladies!(and fanboys -_-)

by ben ken:

LAU-65D/SGM-151 misslepod: 100,000,000 UNSC money units
blue team vehicle mowdown: priceless

recon can has you too!

2008-10-18T16:42:00.000-07:00

from gravy6606 classical

from seamus

it's a proven technique! FDA approved!

from anonymous

that and he's boarding it with his bare hands

2008-10-11T16:26:00.000-07:00

all by, quite literally, "anonymous"

remember kids, ramming is a action, not a object

vereh gangsta... unless OG stands for olive garden

might actually have the opposite effect

regarding the lack of posts for a good month:

2008-10-04T23:01:00.000-07:00

First two by SockPuppetEater's_carosoul, excuse me if that's you're real name and you didn't want me to post that on the nets
yeah, theater mode just got those shrooms by himself-_-

By Muhd:
Just make sure it isn't heavy's

please, send in more posters! like I said if you sent one before, you knew it was funny, and it didn't get on, send it again! I'll be back logging through the archive but it's

2008-09-24T15:34:00.000-07:00

thanks for all of the new submissions people, and keep them coming!!

also remember to post lotsz and lolsz on the comments section

social pro:

maybe that $50 extra for the onboard GPS was worth more than you thought

by ars_27:

somehow I have doubt in the piercing ability of the barrel of a ballistic weapon..... but I think the pure awesomeness of the screeny makes up for all of that realistic-ness nonsense

zippo:

god's little miracles!

Wehere's our lolz!??!

2008-09-20T13:19:00.001-07:00

Here's the problem... the only way to identify posters that haven't been posted is if the email they've been contained has been opened or not... but even if it's been opened that doesn't guarantee weather they've been posted or just opened and then unused, even if it was a good poster
so what I ask for all of you is to re-send you're posters if they haven't been posted yet, yes I know that this has been asked for many times before, but it will not happen again, from now on I will be storing unused posters in a special folder, eliminating any problem for identification, again thank you all for you're soon to be realized cooperation, and sorry for the trouble

2008-09-15T17:36:00.000-07:00

we're not so different, you and me....oh wait! muhwahwahwahwa(British accent)

awww yeah motha ****a

unless it was on the lines of one of these

all by k4karnage

my 3rd post here, think I'm doing it wrong? tell me in the comments!

2008-09-11T15:44:00.000-07:00

first two by TheCyborgNinja

Kigyegar's Blog

blar blarg blarg
blar blar blarg blarggee blarguh blargeh blarg :(
blarggeh blarge blurg blurgoooh :D
blerg blarg!

posted on 9/11/08

the covenant and the empire have teamed up! humanity is doomed!..... wait a minute.....

by Nikola T3sla:

and on the third day the lord fired his lazer!

2008-09-09T11:22:00.000-07:00

By Vaganda

quadruple kill incoming!

phoenix1330

and a scorpion the scene after!

the cyborg ninja:

but mommy he's so cuuuuuute~~~

Oh bash, another new guy you say!?

2008-09-08T20:12:00.001-07:00

so yeah, I'm the new guy
David needs to take a break for his studies, so after a rigorous and highly selective process for choosing the new (temp.)admin of the site:

I, Yoshiki has been chosen out of the numerous candidates fighting for this honorable position
But don't think I'm doing this on a whim, in the 0.2 seconds it took me to reply to that, allot went through my mind, I understand the responsibilities associated with administrating a site,
and my sense of humor, while I don't want to sound too narcissistic, is definitely good enough to discern which poster is funny and which isn't

I'll try to keep it at a post every two days, and a post per day some times, then again maybe world hunger will end and someone'll find a cure for the gay

With all of that said, I hope you all make as many comments as possible, no spam though, and don't forget to subscribe to the RSS feed.

--cheers, Yoshikee

P.S. the posts will say "posted by david", but in reality it's by me, I'll try to fix that

Best of Rofflemow

2008-09-01T08:04:00.000-07:00

All of this update's posters are made by Rofflemow

In emergencies, ANYTHING can be used as projectiles!

Nothing an anti-regen and a few grenades can't fix...

Oh sh** is right...

Remember, updates every hour! Or you can wait till the end of the day to get them all.

Best of Kelleg40

2008-09-01T07:00:00.000-07:00

Kelleg40 made this poster

For a very very limited time! While supplies last!

Remember, updates every hour!

Best of Keenarnor

2008-09-01T05:57:00.000-07:00

This update is brought to you by the person "Keenarnor"

Did anybody else notice these? I saw a couple of the on Last Resort, but I always thought they were just regular birds...

Remember, updates every hour today!

Best of Andy "imVIP" LaCap

2008-09-01T04:46:00.000-07:00

All of the posters right now are from Andy "imVIP" LaCap

Golden Hayabusa isn't looking too bad right now

While it just LOOKS painful, I assure you it is not...well, actually it is. It's very painful.

It's an EASTER EGG! Ba-dum.

Don't forget to keep checking back! I will be posting updates every hour today.

2008-08-31T18:44:00.000-07:00

I apologize again everybody, it has been a while since the last updates. But the first week of school is finally over! It is a lot different from my old school...but I am coping well. So I would like to thank the people who are still here, you can expect quite a few updates tomorrow ;)

2008-08-19T06:50:00.000-07:00

I apologize for the seemingly sporaic updates, it is the last week of summer for me, unfortuantly. I am going to a different school, so I have lots of stuff to do, and it's been keeping me busy. I will try my best to update this site, and after I'm settled everything should be going back to normal. Bear with me please, thanks!

The first five posters come from Cairo

A tank hog? Now that's a new idea for Halo 4...

This would work much better if the chief was a lolcat

Yes, yes they do.

or civilian. Now everybody can get their favorite spartan vechicle!

I'm not sure I would classify "Donkey Kong" as a brute...

Last 2 are from Rofltrocity

And so went the heroes, ignoring the color of their armor or the stares from their teammates

I have never used anything other than default...

2008-08-13T16:47:00.000-07:00

All of today's posters are from ProphetofNerd

The arbiter's ding dongs. Do not mess with them.

If he doesn't get stuck along the way

"Even though we almost destroyed the universe...it's cool, right?"

Even to gorillas with armor plating, yep...the chief is pretty dangerous

...uh...

2008-08-13T16:38:00.000-07:00

All the posters today are from Cairo

Nice parody of lolcats, but I must say, I feel sorry for the dog.

Yep, the chief has everything he needs to suceed in the business world...except the fact that he likes to carry his gun with him everywhere he goes...and that he's in a giant space suit...

I can't believe Gravemind keeps chess pieces.

Oh, so that's how you keep finding warthogs everywhere. They never seem to disappear.

Well, considering there are only 200,000 humans left, and about 99% of them are already in the army, and the 1% that is about to get eaten by the flood,...

2008-08-09T13:57:00.000-07:00

Halotivations can be searched now! There is a search bar directly above the newest post and underneath the title. If you want to find all the posters you submitted, or are just looking for the perfect poster for any occasion, search for it!

2008-08-07T05:28:00.000-07:00

All the posters today are from Cairo

There are so many opportunities to destroy the Covenant...

Has anybody seen the RedvsBlue episode about spiders? They even made an achievement from that episode

This is one question I have never been able to answer, why couldn't the Covenant just get a little more armor on the hunters, then the hunters would be near invincible!

Agreed...except it wasn't actually in the game...where was the part where we jumped into a brute pit with nothing but an assault rifle? Not in Halo 3.

2008-08-05T07:08:00.000-07:00

All of today's posters come from ZuTuNuPu

The shotgun is l33t. All hail.

...I can't think of a comment for this one...

It's good if the person you are proposing to is equally geeky

Even with all the rifle fire, brutes and wraith plasma blasts, the Chief is better safe than sorry..

Are these real Halo 3 graphics?

2008-08-03T06:44:00.000-07:00

On a somewhat related note, this is the 300th post of this site, which means over 1,500 posters, so go look back in the archives. You can find some posters you've probably never seen before!

First three are from SockPuppetEater's carousel

Ahaha, sweet revenge!

I guess people who don't like-a da boom...

Wow Master Chief must have been really whacked out...

Next three are from Andy "imVIP" Lacap

"Ahaha, suckers, I'm out of here! *EXPLODE*"

Yeah, but then again, Neo doesn't wear super strong armor...

Just like bullies...
"You want the Warthog? You want the Warthog? Well, you can't have it!"

Best of SockPuppetEater's carouse

2008-08-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

All of today's posters come from SockPuppetEater's carouse

Good excuse. Though I don't think a Warthog would be good as a low rider...

...for about 3 seconds.

Nice illusion here.

Well, kill it first, then you could chew it without losing too much blood

The victim is relieved for about a second...then panics again!

2008-07-31T05:30:00.000-07:00

First three are from Andy "imVIP" Lacap

That would be cool if you could watch spartans play basketball...they might squish the ball into oblivion everytime, but...

I HATE when this happens to me. I have the flag, I'm about to score and somebody team kills me so they can get the point...

Well, how else are you suppose to fly in a super heavy suit without the use of explosives?

Next two are from Cheez99

And fun, too!

We're all gonna go blind here soon...

Next two are from Phoenix1330

In this particularly bloody and violent version, the "dwarfs" die within a few minutes...

AGH...that's the last achievement I need! I already have 995/1000....I really wish betrayals would count...

Last one by KrazyKilo64

Well, in situations like this you really have to think to yourself, "Does this guy that is 5 times bigger than me have a weapon that can squish me like a bug, and am I prepared to counter?"
Of course, the worst little greenie can do is give the elite a paper cut...

Best of YayapTehGrunt

2008-07-27T05:39:00.000-07:00

All the posters today are made by YayapTehGrunt

The boy who cried bathroom...

The best pranks involve more than one person...in this case, it probably took 15....

Especially when they have the invincible power-up!

If it works, that's good enough for a salesman...

2008-07-24T03:36:00.000-07:00

Kybernan made all these

It's the new ghost of lockout

The logic of spawn points are interesting

The definition of "teamwork" in Halo is usually strained...

Really, would you try threatening somebody with a rocket launcher?

Red team never stands a chance

Ouch, adding insult to injury...

2008-07-20T11:31:00.000-07:00

How does everybody like the new color change?
This site has been green for a while...
I think the black is easier on the eyes, and it adds something to all the motivational posters
but enough about what I think, I'd like to hear your inputs!

2008-07-20T11:24:00.000-07:00

I'm going to try something for fun
Halotivational Minicity
I've seen a lot of other people do this, so why not?
The basic idea is every time you visit, my mini city gets a new person. Anyways, I want to see how far this can go...

2008-07-19T08:28:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the slight delay in getting these posted, I had lost track of where I was saving them so I had to find who made them

Leroytirebiter made the first three

Was it the sudden rush of air around you or the fact that you could see your own ship that alarmed you?

Maybe if we try one more time...this time with more fusion coils...

Wow...that...sucks

magaboy831 made this one

Even the chief can get disco fever...

manwithaplan42 made this last one

Yay improvisation!

Best of Deadly Artist

2008-07-19T08:14:00.000-07:00

I have received both negative and positive comments about the color change, so in an effort to please everybody, I will be changing the color scheme every two weeks.

Deadly Artist made all these posters you see today

Hell yeah!

Of course, if its physically possible...

Well, almost 98 percent of stunts are exactly what this poster says

Good if your teammates decide to help stay back to protect you...

He thought about it...greenie's gotta die

Best of Thebeezlebee

2008-07-19T08:02:00.000-07:00

All the posters are by Thebeezlebee, found them while digging through my email. Sorry, Thebeezlebee for posting these so late

The tear won't be shed for long...

Arbiter doesn't look too happy...

Yep, in cases like these it would be wise to run...

Alcohol-induced amnesia...worst ever

Hey, we're on a team!

2008-07-19T07:52:00.000-07:00

If I don't post your posters within a reasonable time (a week or two) please send me an email about it, as a lot of times I read your poster submissions then I'm about to post them later, and forget which ones I've posted, as there are a lot of posters. Thanks!

2008-07-18T17:35:00.000-07:00

First 3 are by Andy "imVIP" Lacap

I will admit it, I did fall for that one...in fact I think about 99 percent of Halo fans did...

What? You've never heard of the exploding needle head trick?

Cool lighting effects...if it doesn't have any lighting effects, creepy.

Next one by Robo287

I assume there's a reward for returning this?

Last one by Yoshiki

AHA! So I was right about the E3 thing...kinda...

2008-07-17T04:31:00.000-07:00

Just a note, if you guys send me postcards through the motivational-poster maker application, there's no guarantee that I can post them, as they don't last forever. To be sure I get them, right click them and save as an image, then attach it to an email and send it to halotivations@gmail.com. Thanks.

First four are by "Andy imVIP" Lacap

So that's where he is!

Forever, too...I mean your face won't be recognizable after the blast...

Or it could just be the bullet wounds...

Classic screenshot...of course this is the part where the blue banshee splatters Mr. Reddy into the windshield

Last one by Kaptain Ovakill

Those are the best moments...once you review them in theater after you die

2008-07-14T18:27:00.000-07:00

If by "Please Remain Calm" Bungie meant "There's something mysterious going on so continue madly clicking your refresh button 3 times a second" then...

But I wonder what that's all about? I heard a rumor that Halo 4 is going to be announced at E3 this year (I have no idea whether it's over or not) so could it be related to this?

Poster by Yoshiki

Last four are by Andy "imVIP" Lacap

Given that in 500 years people can get super-human abilities, it becomes more than a dream

It's against the law to film crappy movies!

Eh, once you get smashed in the face with a giant shock-wave inducing hammer, you might as well have gotten hit with any other.

Yes, it's very little. LOL!

2008-07-08T06:31:00.000-07:00

There are actually computers in my camp, so I logged on today to check my email real quick (I can't post posters, they won't let you save anything to the harddrive). I had totally forgotten about the previous post I had, "Boycott Battlefield Bad Company" and the original creator of this site reminded me: That boycott was actually successful, the weapons don't cost anything, battlefield bad company is a funny and great game. So go out and buy it! DICE actually listens to their customers...yeah, so go get it!

2008-07-05T18:46:00.001-07:00

Sorry everybody, I go to camp next week and I can't be here to update. I will be back on Saturday, with updating resuming on Sunday the 13th.

2008-07-05T16:36:00.000-07:00

First one is by Eazy the Floodbusterposter

Good thing the only person that heard it is about to die in 5 seconds

Last 4 are by Feral Rabbit

Did somebody say EXPLOSIONS?!

Of course, looks in this case is more important than survival

Just like the flames, except it's placed a little lower and blue...

"Pimp my warthog"

2008-07-05T04:02:00.000-07:00

Today every poster is by Eazy the Floodbusterposter

Sad he doesn't know that humans kill brutes, regardless of whether they are cool or not.

Never trust a present that comes with instructions telling you to stick it in your forehead.

"It sounded like a good idea at the time!" - Quote after one spartan tries to use public bathroom

You sure have a sharp eye, how could you tell? This may very well have been a result of the rockets...

"Darn, my scope is broken. Is there ANY way my day could be worse?"

Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday

2008-07-03T03:46:00.000-07:00

So you might have guessed it from the title, I am going to be updating this site 4 days a week, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. This time I will have consistent updating, and I will tell you ahead of time when there will be no updates. Thanks for your support, and continue to send in pictures!

First two are the late uploads of Cairo's work

Banjo in one arm, fuel-rod gun in the other, and a blistering hatred for humanity for your soul. Seems like the perfect combo!

If your soul doesn't involve a blistering hatred for humanity, then yes. Singing solves everything!

This poster is by kelleg40

You could get a decapitation AND a teabag in one swift motion!

From Eazy the Floodbuster comes the last two posters of the day

If you're going to do something, you might as well put passion into it. Well, that's how...er, most things work...

"I'm going to kill you, Mr. Blue"

2008-07-01T12:05:00.000-07:00

I just realized I last updated this a few weeks ago....yikes.
Sorry for the lack of updates, I had completely forgotten about this website!
Anyhoo, I'll try to update this as much as I can

All of these posters are from Starwascole

Hell, if you give ANYTHING that looks harmless a gun...

One of the many tragedies of life...

And even better with Theater

Or you just want to make a kick-ass exit

Just DNA test the blood on the front of the ghost

Now THAT is sad...very sad indeed.

Or maybe he used his secret powers to move the bullet's path up one inch...but the dumb luck sounds more likely.

2008-06-19T13:24:00.000-07:00

This one is by Antero

Invisible bikes are the best

This one is by SirTopEmHat

That is a WTF moment

This one is by Delta Team Cur

It's like they planned it or something

This one is by Demolition Elmo

Too much hype, that's the problem

This is by Hellion2207

Best not preformed out in the snow, either

2008-06-19T13:00:00.000-07:00

First one is by Aiglos Y

Too bad I don't have this map pack yet :(

Next four are by Cairo

And the most used melee weapon too

If you're going to be geek, you might as well go as far as you can

(Ignoring all the Covenant ships flying around and the fact that the portal could destroy all life in the universe)

More for everyone!

2008-06-16T03:00:00.000-07:00

This one is by Hellz Jay

Yes they are...although I don't see the need for armor when light sabers slice through everything

This one is by ProphetOfNerd

Almost makes me feel guilty to laugh

This one is by KOBra808

Join the Spartan Jedi's or the Dark Side with cookies? I don't know what I should do

Next two by Marco

Cool Etch-a-sketch, but he should get an xbox.

Why Bungie, why??