Two more from UltimateNachos2

Everyone, even the Chief has somebody or something
that keeps him going.

All work and no (whatever MC does in his free time)
makes Chief a dull Spartan

These 3 are from UltimateNachos2

He can kill you any way he feels like.
You want to die of battle rifle? If he can't hit your head, that's
a slow death.

Well, it was either let the noobs drive
or let them shoot. Which one is less painful?

Armor can't save your masculinity

From UltimateNachos2

"Ready, aim, hey look my shoe's unt--"

These 8 are from cairocat (sorry i didn't post these sooner,
i really forgot i had them)

BLARG!!!

nessy is everywhere. there's nowhere that there isn't somebody
claiming sightings.

flaming recone will KILL YOU

NEVER dance on their graves. it pisses them off.

if there's one thing nobody counted on, it's that

Before Forge, there were steroids

the deciding factors in a situation like this: does he owe me money?
has he slept with my sister? does he just piss me off?

you piss off security, you're pretty screwed

From KrazyKilo64

...and dead weight is useless.
This makes me very angry.

These 3 are from David, the dude who used to run the site
(no joke)

boredom+forge+knowledge of physics
How's that for an equation?

some people can make a good thing out of any situation.
this guy is one of those people.

PWNED

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