Who you gonna call?

These first three are from Den Matrix.

Another fantastic human being who allows me to experience the joy of that phrase without typing it myself...Those Elites are so whiny! (Alt. Caption: Sangheli? More like Sang-HOLY CRAPTHISHURTS!)
"Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the upside-down ones..."
From double e 93, the most irritating teammate is the one who throws it down...
From Slayyounow3, they should put a warning on grav lifts...

Raz Kenobi's Greatest Hits

C'mon! Just lick it! Please?Flying Hug!
Right place, wrong time, if you're the red team...
Don't bring a gun to a fist-fight...
Go, go gadget-extendo-neck!

Okay first wave...

Here are the first ones submitted (Blogger only lets me put in five per post):

Courtesy of Sp4rki, a lesson on how to use your weapon.

From Mark, we have a situation I'm all too familiar with...

From anonymous, a very...um...original piece.

From Hypnotoad, a look at The Storm, a dangerous place for marines.

From Stix, a wonderful kick to the face.