Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

Typing is Fun!

From funnymanjohns, if you have a grav lift for a butt, you got more problems than a rocket... From Muffin PICKA, I think this is from a game that I played him in. That could very well be my grenade *fingers crossed*
From s7up yours, I wish all vehicles jacked like the tanks. That way, you could ride along like this...
From Wheat, contrary to popular belief, hopping out in midair is a BAD idea!
From Yellow Six, I munna eat chu! NOM NOM NOM!

Oblah-dee, Oblah-dah, life goes on...

From gullibletree, HE JUST A FIRED HIS LAZER FROM ACROSS THE MAP!From Soulcapt Alex, My least favorite kind of corner...
These next three are from SPARTAN-1138.

This is a funny poster. 'Nuff said.
I guess they sort of...replace your blood...
Yeah, cuz he's A FIRIN' HIS LAZER!

gravy666's Greatest Hits

This is a fantastic strategy...if you just flew across the map from a device of questionable physics...Awwwww...
It may not work, but it's more fun than rightside-up...
Always note the color of the other people in your Warthog. If it isn't your color and you're not playing Infection or Juggernaut, GTFO!
The only difference is 343's lack of body and C-3PO's lack of desire for world-ending...

Who you gonna call?

These first three are from Den Matrix.

Another fantastic human being who allows me to experience the joy of that phrase without typing it myself...Those Elites are so whiny! (Alt. Caption: Sangheli? More like Sang-HOLY CRAPTHISHURTS!)
"Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the upside-down ones..."
From double e 93, the most irritating teammate is the one who throws it down...
From Slayyounow3, they should put a warning on grav lifts...

The Poster Remains the Same...

From Halo Devil 101, what has been done cannot be undone...From Halo Devil 101 again, nail gun is probably a better term, but whatever.
From Shrylin117, I'm one of those people...
From XZytriX, a minor inconvenience...
From XZytriX again, just watch the treads...

Dojorkan's Greatest Hits

Those rockets, on the other hand...Remember when people cared about that game?
You see, it's funny because of the lack of gravity!
Good try. You fail. Now you die.
"Ree-hee-hee!"

A gaggle of posters

From Aeronova, behind the back!From Crazy Alien, a crazy human...
From Crazy Alien again, a crazy alien!
From T3h J00, "muahahahaha!" says Gravity!
From xXnintendorkXx, my favorite medal...

The Poster of Champions!

From Flame254, beware the glowy white afro of doom! From funkdude, a little-known part of a Spartan's training...
From muffin picka, truth abounds, although bullets are a little different than sticks...
From Sylux77, who needs physics?
From Sylux77 again, I dunno, it's very tempting...

Sane Intolerant's Greatest Hits...OF THE PAST!

When you look that cool, why not jump?Ok, actually, here's a good reason not to jump...
Also featuring "Betcha Can't Stick It," "I Know What the Ladies Like," and "Blinded By Its Majesty."
Crouching beats everything! Except tank.
A crucial design flaw...