This is the way the poster ends...

From Elphie, a tried and true method of killing people...These next three are from masterchief8320.

I'm diggin' that white background. It make the picture feel like an Apple ad...
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen."This should totally be an actual vehicle!
From Yo Santini, why use your Banshee if you can have someone else's?

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All of these are from Supergamer23.

Good point! Three blind spartans, see how they DON'T run...
Uh-huh, sure...
Eww, grody!
I wrote the caption for this one. Because you know it's true...