"There's no crying in poster-making!"

From Kingblack six, Hornet beats physics!The next three are from prototype MTS.

To be fair, why on Earth does a warthog need to be in the mancannon?
Mess with the 'Hog, you get the tusks!
Deadly when empty.
From SockPuppetEater, "His suit could've absorbed most of the shock."

Common Sense

Again from Fish Face McGee, another thing I had hoped was obvious.