More of Darkseide's Greatest Hits

I know I use 'em that way!Tank could if it had a slipspace drive!
This is simply because half the time they show up, you have a tank. And, as we all know, tank beats everything!
In this case, the proper location would be ANYWHERE ELSE!
The other five percent go to misses...

Rudolph the Red-nosed Poster

From Freunderz, rocket race leads to all sorts of confusing situations...From pax et agape, the paradox here is that real men DO drive tanks. This leads to problems...
From TheCh0w, maybe now you can use your mind powers to make it disappear...
From ZenSpree, that regenerator won't be very helpful...
From ZenSpree again, I wouldn't want to be HIS ho!

Andersonshelper's Greatest Hits

Hornets, on the other hand, very unequal...Mmmmm, Scarab s'mores!
Also uses peanuts...
Anti-armor rifles don't exist in Halo-land...
This tank is about to beat everything...

More of CTB Exile209's Greatest Hits

Yummy..."Check out my awesome new hat!"
"Mini-chiefs keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red..."
"FETAL POSITION, ACTIVATE!"
It must be. I mean, it beats everything.

Tinman's Greatest Hits

Hey, I like air-guitar. It's the only thing I play!HE FIRED HIS LAZER into the least perfect spotever!
"Git ta werk!"
Nighty-night!
Tank beats EVERYTHING!

Let's see if it's working today...

Yes it is! Anyway, these first four are from Polaris7.

If you happen to be flame-retardant, even better!
LIARS!
They don't need to. They can constantly FIRE THEIR LAZER!
It's so true. Even with a cotton contrail...
From SPARTAN Rapid, pure, unadulterated gloating. And on a zombie map with ONE spawn point, too.

Posters are Fun!

From Magji Warrior, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...From The Displaced, "you guys go on ahead. I've gotta take care of...something..."
From Lubeius, some sophisticated humor, for once...
From l 47 Maniacs, alas, a cornucopia of love!
From Mindez, tanks beat everything, except teammates...

Mark's Greatest Hits

One email, eight posters, only five survive (in no particular order)...

First, I love it when tanks beat everything...Next up, DO NOT WANT!
Third, the internet is full of melee-hating whiners...
Fourth, that is the pinkest doom-machine in the universe...
Finally, 343 goes for a...stroll?

Tanks

From RefinedSolid, short, sweet, and hilarious!