gravy666's Greatest Hits

This is a fantastic strategy...if you just flew across the map from a device of questionable physics...Awwwww...
It may not work, but it's more fun than rightside-up...
Always note the color of the other people in your Warthog. If it isn't your color and you're not playing Infection or Juggernaut, GTFO!
The only difference is 343's lack of body and C-3PO's lack of desire for world-ending...

RonBurgundy47's Greatest Hits

"But a premature firing will destroy the ring!"Over 100 Billion Served...
Seriously, grenades are BOring...
Hey, man, demons are scary...
You have eyes. Use them.

Mark's Greatest Hits

One email, eight posters, only five survive (in no particular order)...

First, I love it when tanks beat everything...Next up, DO NOT WANT!
Third, the internet is full of melee-hating whiners...
Fourth, that is the pinkest doom-machine in the universe...
Finally, 343 goes for a...stroll?