Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

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From Einherjar ODIN, I'm surprised no one has made this joke before... From Explodingboxes, I'm sorry, but only one thing can beat a splaser: Tanks.
From Grievous98, not quite so impressive at 3 MPH, though.
From Kapura, pick a gun, any gun...
From King Vyper, this is what Thanksgiving is for...