NerdmanD0tC0m's Greatest Hits

That seems...dangerous...I'm pretty sure they only EXIST when your life is on the line...
For example, on a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11 of cool.
If you believe this poster, you're not reading my witty comments (such as this one).
That driver seems very intent on staring at those elephants...

Sane Intolerant's Greatest Hits...OF THE PAST!

When you look that cool, why not jump?Ok, actually, here's a good reason not to jump...
Also featuring "Betcha Can't Stick It," "I Know What the Ladies Like," and "Blinded By Its Majesty."
Crouching beats everything! Except tank.
A crucial design flaw...

Polaris7's Greatest Hits

Yeah, a tank could easily take that down.A reasonable request...
I dunno, right now it looks like they've got a pretty good chance...
But it's so pretty!
One of the few poignant posters...

Go to Ikea and buy yourself some Daim candy. You'll thank me.

From Agoneth, AAA will be getting a call from him...From Agoneth again, I just want to know how that got up there!
From HellzJay, once in a blue moon, a very magical grenade comes along...
From Robo287, their usefulness will not be forgotten...
From Robo287 again, "Rockets! Come to me!"

HunterG2S2's Greatest Hits

Actually, the special move is the blood-spewing..."To infinity, and beyond!"
Extra points to anyone who makes an attempt to explain this.
I see how you could get them mixed up...
You saw it coming. I saw it coming. Everyone saw it coming.

Sorry about the delay!

From anonymous, just use them as a distraction!From the same anonymous guy, carbon monoxide isn't the only silent killer...
These next three are from ThatCRUSTACEAN.

"Get up so I can kill you again!"
Speaking of football, at this moment, Frankie's team of choice (The Seahawks) are beating my hometeam (The Eagles). Bummer.
So overdramatic! I mean, it's only a massive explosion going off behind you!

More of CTB Exile209's Greatest Hits

Yummy..."Check out my awesome new hat!"
"Mini-chiefs keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red..."
"FETAL POSITION, ACTIVATE!"
It must be. I mean, it beats everything.