First three and last five are from ProphetOfNerd

Makes it better to kill you with

That's actually a pretty nice optical illusion.

A very nice way of crushing young self-esteems
These next two are from DonMKB

Gravity Hammer + Almost no gravity = flying machine!

"Just keep driving..."
Last ones are from ProphetOfNerd

"Let me stop for a while and think about it"

Eh, red guy didn't have a chance anyway.

The power is so strong, if I punch you with it we both die.

Alas, Jimmy's ADD eventually led to his downfall...

Usually only appearing to blue spartans, this kind of leprechaun has a very violate temper but does not outwardly express it. It likes to express it in forms of grenades.