Sunday, December 9, 2007

More of Grievous98's Greatest Hits

I love how Spartans feel the need to hold the bomb so close...If you lay on the floor, it's slightly more manly...
Yowee...
Mr. Fantastic was a Spartan in pink armor...
This skill can only be achieved by Elites and Shaolin Monks...

Gonna watch me some Superbad after this!

From benjamm1n7, anyone with respect for John McClane has my respect... From Flowzilla, I finally beat "Raining Blood" with five stars in GH3 today, BTW!
From GingerNinjaCam, I think the needles are supposed to be more spread out...
From Lingering Dirge, I just realized that grunts are massive...
From ODST117, search "Hot Pocket" at the top of the page for the full story on this inside joke...

More of Darkseide's Greatest Hits

I know I use 'em that way!Tank could if it had a slipspace drive!
This is simply because half the time they show up, you have a tank. And, as we all know, tank beats everything!
In this case, the proper location would be ANYWHERE ELSE!
The other five percent go to misses...

Rudolph the Red-nosed Poster

From Freunderz, rocket race leads to all sorts of confusing situations...From pax et agape, the paradox here is that real men DO drive tanks. This leads to problems...
From TheCh0w, maybe now you can use your mind powers to make it disappear...
From ZenSpree, that regenerator won't be very helpful...
From ZenSpree again, I wouldn't want to be HIS ho!

So, new maps Tuesday, huh? Pretty cool!

From drunkenmonkie2, probably a more effective way of getting it than making a website based on a tired, old internet meme...From IAMJEDI, why does everyone forget about the ghost on Snowbound?
From IAMJEDI again, that'll get rid of your rat problem!
From Smarch, don't trip and fall on your gun!
From Smarch again, it's like a little lawnmower...OF DOOM!

Posters. Yup, that's the title.

From ODST117, Whoooooooaaa! Outta control!
From ODST117 again, sage advice...
These last three are from Sylux77.

I dunno, maybe CONTINUE YOUR CAREER IN THE MILITARY?!
One car in every garage, and one mass-production facility per person!
Objects meaning "Ninjas"...

Andersonshelper's Greatest Hits

Hornets, on the other hand, very unequal...Mmmmm, Scarab s'mores!
Also uses peanuts...
Anti-armor rifles don't exist in Halo-land...
This tank is about to beat everything...

gravy666's Greatest Hits

This is a fantastic strategy...if you just flew across the map from a device of questionable physics...Awwwww...
It may not work, but it's more fun than rightside-up...
Always note the color of the other people in your Warthog. If it isn't your color and you're not playing Infection or Juggernaut, GTFO!
The only difference is 343's lack of body and C-3PO's lack of desire for world-ending...

GhostPosters!

From anonymous, Hang 'Em High was never a more appropriate name...From a different anonymous person, glowy, blue hugs...
From Jake the Tank99, UNOFFICIAL POLL DEALIE! What armor is cooler: Original Mark V, Halo 3 Mark V, or Mark VI?
From Tron2x9, my rule of thumb: if it looks cool, it's not something to be sad about...
From Tron2x9 again, for when you simply can't "get to ze choppa!"

Who you gonna call?

These first three are from Den Matrix.

Another fantastic human being who allows me to experience the joy of that phrase without typing it myself...Those Elites are so whiny! (Alt. Caption: Sangheli? More like Sang-HOLY CRAPTHISHURTS!)
"Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the upside-down ones..."
From double e 93, the most irritating teammate is the one who throws it down...
From Slayyounow3, they should put a warning on grav lifts...