Yeah, hacked backstory that takes 15 minutes just to sit through one...
From pax et agape again, see, this guy gets me. It's Sergeant Johnson, and I don't even have to write my usual laser caption.
From pax et agape once again, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Final pic from pax et agape, see, the Arbiter can and should skydive...
Pic by climberdude5.11, caption by me, "quick, play me off, Johnny!"
You can't see me, you can't see me...
One vicious fart...
That's good eatin'
I lol'd. Seriously, one of my top ten.
From Slayer829, they strike fear into even the strongest brutes...
From Inferios again, Wheelie! Whoo!
From Inferios once again, "hmm, there appears to be someone FIRIN' THEIR LAZER into my torso..."
Final pic from Inferios, yeah, The Maw didn't fall apart while you were driving...
From Den Matrix, "well, poop..."
From Shadowraith22, crotch-itching is the new spike-'nade-crotch-stick...
From Den Matrix again, and keep your trays in the upright position...
From Den Matrix once again, we can't say this enough. WHEELS. BOTTOM.
From ENEMYOFTHEDAWN, "Feel the rhythm in your soul!"
From pyrokineticmoose again, so many enemies, so little time (to live)
From anonymous, an important message to all snipers...
From pyrokineticmoose once again, peripheral vision= zero.
Feet, don't fail me now!
Stomps usually, you know, push you DOWN...
YEEE-HAAW!
"Ma'am. Squad leaders are asking for a rally point. Where should they go?" "To war." This is for that line! LAMELAMELAMELAMELAME! (no offense to Mighty Bungie Hierarch Joseph Staten) 
From The Displaced, "you guys go on ahead. I've gotta take care of...something..."
From Lubeius, some sophisticated humor, for once...
From l 47 Maniacs, alas, a cornucopia of love!
From Mindez, tanks beat everything, except teammates...
Flying Hug!
Right place, wrong time, if you're the red team...
Don't bring a gun to a fist-fight...
Go, go gadget-extendo-neck!
