First 2 are from Spwn3d 27

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty much screwed at this point.

It's like a drug...once you get off of it you start going into withdraw. It's not made any easier with all the bullets and plasma flying around...
Next two are from Kybernan

99 seconds left? I still got time...hey look a bunny!

Spartan Laser: $218, 000
Magnifying glass: $3
Watching the expression on your enemies' faces on how you effectively tripled the power of the laser using a simple peace of curved glass: Priceless
And last one is from WolfSarge

Legal steroids.