If by "Please Remain Calm" Bungie meant "There's something mysterious going on so continue madly clicking your refresh button 3 times a second" then...
But I wonder what that's all about? I heard a rumor that Halo 4 is going to be announced at E3 this year (I have no idea whether it's over or not) so could it be related to this?
Poster by Yoshiki
Last four are by Andy "imVIP" Lacap

Given that in 500 years people can get super-human abilities, it becomes more than a dream

Eh, once you get smashed in the face with a giant shock-wave inducing hammer, you might as well have gotten hit with any other.
Yes, it's very little. LOL!