Sunday, May 31, 2009

Two more from UltimateNachos2
Everyone, even the Chief has somebody or something
that keeps him going.

All work and no (whatever MC does in his free time)
makes Chief a dull Spartan

Friday, May 29, 2009

These 3 are from UltimateNachos2
He can kill you any way he feels like.
You want to die of battle rifle? If he can't hit your head, that's
a slow death.
Well, it was either let the noobs drive
or let them shoot. Which one is less painful?
Armor can't save your masculinity

Thursday, May 28, 2009

From UltimateNachos2

"Ready, aim, hey look my shoe's unt--"

Thursday, May 21, 2009

These 8 are from cairocat (sorry i didn't post these sooner,
i really forgot i had them)
nessy is everywhere. there's nowhere that there isn't somebody
claiming sightings.
flaming recone will KILL YOU
NEVER dance on their graves. it pisses them off.
if there's one thing nobody counted on, it's that

Before Forge, there were steroids

the deciding factors in a situation like this: does he owe me money?
has he slept with my sister? does he just piss me off?

you piss off security, you're pretty screwed

Monday, May 18, 2009

From KrazyKilo64
...and dead weight is useless.
This makes me very angry.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

These 3 are from David, the dude who used to run the site
(no joke)

boredom+forge+knowledge of physics
How's that for an equation?
some people can make a good thing out of any situation.
this guy is one of those people.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

More from SuperPriv4te
Taking back the streets,
One Elite at a time

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Credit to Super Priv4te
five more minutes...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

credit to cairocat for these 7
no, no, nooo!!
when you gotta go, you gotta go...


can't stop tarzan

...whatever comes first
Use the Force, Chief

Saturday, May 9, 2009

More pics please. Anyone?

Well, I can't post more pictures if people aren't submitting them.
if you have pictures send them to


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Credit to Drago Red for these 8

Well that's okay. Who needs to fly and shit when
you can pump your enemies full of hot lead and
hijack ships?
...but heavy explosives will.

God Damn REDS!

We could do it to the Japanese in WW2.
We can do it to the reds now.

Yeah, yeah, that's what the last guy said!

"Really, it's okay, I don't want a hug."
"Seriously, I don't want a hug!"
"What part of I don't want a hug don't you unders--"

Can't touch this

Me: "Your mother is an ugly gorilla!"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Credit to Godly Hitmen for these 5

it's the purple hippo
Damn reds
Holy f^ck it's Chuck Norris
You don't see him till it's too late. He has a sword, or a sniper rifle.
When you fall into his trap, he is a happy camper.

"tank beats EVERYTHING"
--Marine with a tank, Halo 3

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Return of Halotivations

Hello viewers of Halotivations,
A few months ago, David posted on halotivations saying that he was giving up management of Halotivations, and was passing it on to a friend of his. Well, that's me. My name is Girish (no I'm not some foreigner freak, I've lived in America all my life, just in case anyone was judging from the name), and I hope to do as good of a job as David did. I would appreciate more picture submissions. That's all for now, i will post some more pics in the near future.

Girish at Halotivations
From Deathdealer
"There's no place I can't go. There's no place
I can't find you." --Smith, Matrix Revolution

Well, when the economy's doing bad....

...because they CAN explode on you

oh shit, they're everywhere!
you need your body
These 3 are from DiegoM0927
Bring Nukes. It helps.

Or we'll shoot you biotch,

Ladies love armor plating.