Credit to Drago Red for these 8

Well that's okay. Who needs to fly and shit when
you can pump your enemies full of hot lead and
hijack ships?

...but heavy explosives will.

God Damn REDS!

We could do it to the Japanese in WW2.
We can do it to the reds now.

Yeah, yeah, that's what the last guy said!

"Really, it's okay, I don't want a hug."
"Seriously, I don't want a hug!"
"What part of I don't want a hug don't you unders--"

Can't touch this

A FEW SECONDS EARLIER:
Me: "Your mother is an ugly gorilla!"