From Arwek Garomee, it does, however, attract brutes...From bob43, like I said, the guy knows a photo-op! From Lprsti99, HE'S A FIRIN' HIS LAZER, but not very well... From muffinpicka, beware the doom-noogie! From Sane Intolerant, best watch ever!
From Rasberryjam, apply directly to the forehead!From Rasberryjam again, "Whoa! Billy Dee Williams!" "Hey ya, Peter. Welcome to the cool side of the pillow!" From Sane Intolerant, too often has this happened to me... From Tron 2x9, if they were any larger, they'd be Godzilla... From Rasberryjam again, I'm sensing an imminent "revert to last save"...
That man knows a photo-op when he sees one...Always abide by the "Gears of War Formula": Gun with blade > Gun I bet he stole that guy's kill, too. Considering the sharp dive in words flowing from this man's mouth after Halo: CE was released, it's understandable that someone lost track of him. When in doubt...
From CTB Exile 209, death trap... From CTB Exile 209 again, Ultra-grenade! From rob, now THIS is a creative spike-stick. Note the lack of crotch... From Satanator, he REEEEAALLY wanted it. From XPER0072, maybe then people would care about NASCAR...
"I don't know what's happening here!?!"That would be an awesome Olympic sport... Ghost Rider claims his rightful throne... Oops, you bwoke the gwavity machine! "She turned me into a newt...I got better..."
From caveman, don't bring a knife to a rocket fight.From dgbp_92, actually, Neo wasn't dead when he was flipping through the air. From dgbp_92 again, they lurk in the shadows... From Kevin, "our lasers will blot out the sun!" From zytri19927, super covenant rocket ninjas...
The big dots mean "Likelihood of death = 95%"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups... Creepy. Just like Pinhead from Hellraiser! "They're after me lucky halos!" Your reliance on hover technology is your weakness...
From Kingblack six, Hornet beats physics!The next three are from prototype MTS.
To be fair, why on Earth does a warthog need to be in the mancannon? Mess with the 'Hog, you get the tusks! Deadly when empty. From SockPuppetEater, "His suit could've absorbed most of the shock."
If it's good enough for childrens' toys, it's good enough to fill you with!Also, shieldless since Halo 2. Coincidence? I think not! Up is flying. Down in FALLING. From The MiLDracuLA, "Gimme that!" From The MiLDracuLA again, I love sound effects. My preferred fire effect is *FROOSH*.
The Forerunners were still working out the kinks in the making of artificial ringworlds."To be, or not to be..." You'd better hope he forgot his shields. So close and yet, dead. *Doo-doo doo Doooooo!* You Got A Spike Grenade!
Would you like to see posters like on "Lolcats" added to Halotivations in addition to the Halotivational posters?
About Halotivations
So basically you take screen shots from halo, go to this website http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php and make a funny motivational poster out of it, and then send them to halotivations@gmail.com, with whatever name you want to be credited as. If I can't find a name, I'll use your email name, but if you want to remain anonymous, you have to tell me. Try to make the picture name have your own name somewhere in the title, it's easier to give credit that way.
Also, please use correct grammar and punctuation. No posters that are too vulgar will be accepted.
If your poster isn't posted, chances are it's still on my computer. Just be patient, and keep sending posters. I promise you they will show up eventually. If they don't, you can always tell me!
Questions? Comments? Email me at halotivations@gmail.com.