These 3 from Personguy777
I really thought that Master Chief had enough
trouble fighting the normal sized ones...

That's why you never just dispose of the body by
hiding it in the floor boards. Because it
will come back
and it
will kill you.
And these two are from Bradd

Come to the red side, and we can rule the halo ring
as...as...well, something or the other...

After you finish the campaign, the Chief's life
just gets worse and worse...