Happy new year!

Happy New Year!!

New poll is up: Do you like the site layout as it is right now, or would you rather have it look like
http://halotivationstester.blogspot.com/

New banner up, it was created by Yoshiki! Nice job!

First 3 posters are from DOKONUS

Air support is very great. Always nice to give the enemies more fire to dodge from

Unless you crouch right before you hit the ground. (5 points to anybody who gets that)

Cheap shot


Last two are from Dregsey

They always drop them next to the most inconvenient place possible. Always.

...that's never a good thing

There's a new poll. Would you like to see Halotivations get its own domain name?

A few posters today, all coming from Gravy 666

Deodorant: It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I don't know, but something about the propulsion system just doesn't seem right to me...

Can't touch dis.

Come on people, send in posters! I'm running low on submissions

All by Spwn3d 27

A Spartan...seems real gansta

Hax

Heck, even super soldiers need the ocasional boost that one can get from caffine!

This is new...I always thought brute disputes were settled using good ol' punching...

Who would want bullet, laser, and explosive damage in their house anyway? Hurts the resale vaule

All posters today are by Spwn3d 27

Glitch? No, didn't you know? That's a new feature in Halo Recon, where you get to run on walls and stuff...

Eh, just screw it and play more Halo. If you come in late, they might fire you, and you can't take that chance.

They'll be there to greet you in person very soon...

Which one? The one that's asking for halp, or the one that's wearing the eye-blinding yellow?

Now, this is going to be very, very, very painful. But it's good for you!

All of the posters today are from Spwn3d 27

An assassin ninja in thousand pound armor

A punch to the face won't help curb teenage delinquency. But talking will. Talk to your teenager today.

Don't think of it as a sky splazer...thing of it as God's laser pointer

Some people are still trying to find the hidden switch.

First 2 are from Spwn3d 27

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty much screwed at this point.

It's like a drug...once you get off of it you start going into withdraw. It's not made any easier with all the bullets and plasma flying around...



Next two are from Kybernan

99 seconds left? I still got time...hey look a bunny!

Spartan Laser: $218, 000
Magnifying glass: $3
Watching the expression on your enemies' faces on how you effectively tripled the power of the laser using a simple peace of curved glass: Priceless



And last one is from WolfSarge

Legal steroids.

Alright, sorry for the short delay everybody. David's back! I will resume the regular Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday updating ritual. But I can't do it without you guys! Keep those posters coming in! Especially with Halo: Recon having been announced, there should be some juicy screenshots coming out later... I'll keep you posted on that! So sorry, no update today...today's my birthday! Updates will resume tomorrow.

by kyberman:

Kyberman just took shoopdawoop to a whole new level


by TrAuMaTiZeD:

that and the ladies!(and fanboys -_-)

by ben ken:

LAU-65D/SGM-151 misslepod: 100,000,000 UNSC money units
blue team vehicle mowdown: priceless

recon can has you too!

from gravy6606classical

from seamus

it's a proven technique! FDA approved!

from anonymous

that and he's boarding it with his bare hands

all by, quite literally, "anonymous"



remember kids, ramming is a action, not a object

vereh gangsta... unless OG stands for olive garden

might actually have the opposite effect

regarding the lack of posts for a good month:

First two by SockPuppetEater's_carosoul, excuse me if that's you're real name and you didn't want me to post that on the nets
yeah, theater mode just got those shrooms by himself-_-

By Muhd:
Just make sure it isn't heavy's



please, send in more posters! like I said if you sent one before, you knew it was funny, and it didn't get on, send it again! I'll be back logging through the archive but it's

thanks for all of the new submissions people, and keep them coming!!

also remember to post lotsz and lolsz on the comments section

social pro:

maybe that $50 extra for the onboard GPS was worth more than you thought

by ars_27:

somehow I have doubt in the piercing ability of the barrel of a ballistic weapon..... but I think the pure awesomeness of the screeny makes up for all of that realistic-ness nonsense

zippo:

god's little miracles!

Wehere's our lolz!??!

Here's the problem... the only way to identify posters that haven't been posted is if the email they've been contained has been opened or not... but even if it's been opened that doesn't guarantee weather they've been posted or just opened and then unused, even if it was a good poster
so what I ask for all of you is to re-send you're posters if they haven't been posted yet, yes I know that this has been asked for many times before, but it will not happen again, from now on I will be storing unused posters in a special folder, eliminating any problem for identification, again thank you all for you're soon to be realized cooperation, and sorry for the trouble

we're not so different, you and me....oh wait! muhwahwahwahwa(British accent)

awww yeah motha ****a

unless it was on the lines of one of these

all by k4karnage

my 3rd post here, think I'm doing it wrong? tell me in the comments!

first two by TheCyborgNinja

Kigyegar's Blog

blar blarg blarg
blar blar blarg blarggee blarguh blargeh blarg :(
blarggeh blarge blurg blurgoooh :D
blerg blarg!

posted on 9/11/08

the covenant and the empire have teamed up! humanity is doomed!..... wait a minute.....

by Nikola T3sla:

and on the third day the lord fired his lazer!

By Vaganda


quadruple kill incoming!

phoenix1330

and a scorpion the scene after!

the cyborg ninja:

but mommy he's so cuuuuuute~~~