Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

Typing is Fun!

From funnymanjohns, if you have a grav lift for a butt, you got more problems than a rocket... From Muffin PICKA, I think this is from a game that I played him in. That could very well be my grenade *fingers crossed*
From s7up yours, I wish all vehicles jacked like the tanks. That way, you could ride along like this...
From Wheat, contrary to popular belief, hopping out in midair is a BAD idea!
From Yellow Six, I munna eat chu! NOM NOM NOM!

Rudolph the Red-nosed Poster

From Freunderz, rocket race leads to all sorts of confusing situations...From pax et agape, the paradox here is that real men DO drive tanks. This leads to problems...
From TheCh0w, maybe now you can use your mind powers to make it disappear...
From ZenSpree, that regenerator won't be very helpful...
From ZenSpree again, I wouldn't want to be HIS ho!

Posters. Yup, that's the title.

From ODST117, Whoooooooaaa! Outta control!
From ODST117 again, sage advice...
These last three are from Sylux77.

I dunno, maybe CONTINUE YOUR CAREER IN THE MILITARY?!
One car in every garage, and one mass-production facility per person!
Objects meaning "Ninjas"...

Andersonshelper's Greatest Hits

Hornets, on the other hand, very unequal...Mmmmm, Scarab s'mores!
Also uses peanuts...
Anti-armor rifles don't exist in Halo-land...
This tank is about to beat everything...

GhostPosters!

From anonymous, Hang 'Em High was never a more appropriate name...From a different anonymous person, glowy, blue hugs...
From Jake the Tank99, UNOFFICIAL POLL DEALIE! What armor is cooler: Original Mark V, Halo 3 Mark V, or Mark VI?
From Tron2x9, my rule of thumb: if it looks cool, it's not something to be sad about...
From Tron2x9 again, for when you simply can't "get to ze choppa!"

Who you gonna call?

These first three are from Den Matrix.

Another fantastic human being who allows me to experience the joy of that phrase without typing it myself...Those Elites are so whiny! (Alt. Caption: Sangheli? More like Sang-HOLY CRAPTHISHURTS!)
"Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the upside-down ones..."
From double e 93, the most irritating teammate is the one who throws it down...
From Slayyounow3, they should put a warning on grav lifts...

Dojorkan's Greatest Hits

Those rockets, on the other hand...Remember when people cared about that game?
You see, it's funny because of the lack of gravity!
Good try. You fail. Now you die.
"Ree-hee-hee!"

King Vyper's Greatest Hits

I'm surprised how many of these there are (i.e. 2)I can't tell which one will be worse-off because of this...
Wait, is that blood?
"Just the good ol' boys..."
The Rocket Race playlist seems to be a massive boon to the poster business...

Go to Ikea and buy yourself some Daim candy. You'll thank me.

From Agoneth, AAA will be getting a call from him...From Agoneth again, I just want to know how that got up there!
From HellzJay, once in a blue moon, a very magical grenade comes along...
From Robo287, their usefulness will not be forgotten...
From Robo287 again, "Rockets! Come to me!"