Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

Deck the Halls with lots of Posters...

From GingerNinjaCam, true, it cannot, but at least I have recon! From GingerNinjaCam again, even atheists start feeling a little religious when it comes to this...
From Halo Devil 101, that's...odd...
From KRAZY_KIBBLE, don't mess...
From KRAZY_KIBBLE again, go, go gadget boots!

We are Posters...the mighty, mighty Posters!

These first three are from AZ117.

Do exorcisms work in Halo?
That would go in the "not good" file...
They can rock the J-Pop...
From Inferios, even if he dies, you'll still see him in the last cutscene...
From passiveAgro, "No, here we should put in a little moonwalk..."

Posters: The Breakfast of Champions!

From clark623, that poor man. He had to drink all that Game Fuel...From clark623 again, chuk-chuk-chuk! (Head popping off noise)
From DEmot, apparently so...
From Monkey King79, it's better to give than to recieve...
From SirSquishie, the win of the ages...

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

From LackOfKnowledge, 1/2-ton Spartan backflips...From LackOfKnowledge, preferably, add water before jumping...
These next three are from mo1dy cheez.

Just prior to the creation of a masterpiece...
I scare myself on several occasions...
On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a "10 cuss-word" situation.

Keep on rollin'

From a blind turkey, I wouldn't be surprised if Halolympics existed...These next three are from irishscottish.

This why I usually run away from red dots until I'm completely invisible...
At least, they work for the guy with the katana. ODST helmet guy doesn't seem to be doin' good.
Everybody Poops! when somebody's A FIRIN' THEIR LAZER AT THEM!
From Sane Intolerant, he looks more like a Ganondorf to me. (Players of SSBM will get it)

Andersonshelper's Greatest Hits

Hornets, on the other hand, very unequal...Mmmmm, Scarab s'mores!
Also uses peanuts...
Anti-armor rifles don't exist in Halo-land...
This tank is about to beat everything...

A herd of posters

From Sonic Minion 91, an important thing to remember...From Sonic Minion 91 again, sword beats Gatling gun...
These last three are from SPARTAN-1138.

You'll understand when you're older...
"A droid never pulled nobody's arms outta their sockets either..."
A perfect example of "glass half-full"...

A gaggle of posters

From Aeronova, behind the back!From Crazy Alien, a crazy human...
From Crazy Alien again, a crazy alien!
From T3h J00, "muahahahaha!" says Gravity!
From xXnintendorkXx, my favorite medal...

Das Zitrone's Greatest Hits

I love ragdolls...Why, hello there!
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
"THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!"
Yes, I whole-heartedly agree. Chiggity check yoself.