More of Darkseide's Greatest Hits

I know I use 'em that way!Tank could if it had a slipspace drive!
This is simply because half the time they show up, you have a tank. And, as we all know, tank beats everything!
In this case, the proper location would be ANYWHERE ELSE!
The other five percent go to misses...

A herd of posters

From Sonic Minion 91, an important thing to remember...From Sonic Minion 91 again, sword beats Gatling gun...
These last three are from SPARTAN-1138.

You'll understand when you're older...
"A droid never pulled nobody's arms outta their sockets either..."
A perfect example of "glass half-full"...

More of CTB Exile209's Greatest Hits

Yummy..."Check out my awesome new hat!"
"Mini-chiefs keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red..."
"FETAL POSITION, ACTIVATE!"
It must be. I mean, it beats everything.

"Poster was a man. I mean, he was a dragon-man..."

From HellzJay, I think a more appropriate title would be "agility" or "making Newton cry."From Nepee, no matter how many times your bullet ricochets, no one will die if no one is there...
From Nepee again, you can just barely spot the machine gun in this picture...
From Nova 2552, football is different from slayer.
From Nova 2552 again, quicksand will suck out your bones!

This is the way the poster ends...

From Elphie, a tried and true method of killing people...These next three are from masterchief8320.

I'm diggin' that white background. It make the picture feel like an Apple ad...
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen."This should totally be an actual vehicle!
From Yo Santini, why use your Banshee if you can have someone else's?

"I'll get you, my poster, and your little dog, too!"

From CTB Exile 209, death trap... From CTB Exile 209 again, Ultra-grenade!
From rob, now THIS is a creative spike-stick. Note the lack of crotch...
From Satanator, he REEEEAALLY wanted it.
From XPER0072, maybe then people would care about NASCAR...

More of Gullible Tree's Greatest Hits

The big dots mean "Likelihood of death = 95%"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...
Creepy. Just like Pinhead from Hellraiser!
"They're after me lucky halos!"
Your reliance on hover technology is your weakness...

"You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Scum and Posters..."

From Nerdymikey, ironically, this mime pose is known as "Death Next To Giant Shotgun".From SPARTAN Rapid, Seriously, stay out.
From SPARTAN Rapid again, "it was the greed that got him..." (Extra points to anyone that can name the super lame horror movie that that line is from)
From THOLM THE ILL, party like it's 2552...
From THOLM THE ILL again, mean but funny.

Title writing sucks

From Gullible Tree, unless you get lazored... From Gullible Tree again, wow, this is a lot of bad days...
Once again, from Gullible Tree, don't piss off monitors.
From Rasberryjam, no, see the turret has wings. It makes perfect sense, really.
Last one from Gullible Tree, worse than a razor-blade apple...