Sane Intolerant's Greatest Hits...OF THE PAST!

When you look that cool, why not jump?Ok, actually, here's a good reason not to jump...
Also featuring "Betcha Can't Stick It," "I Know What the Ladies Like," and "Blinded By Its Majesty."
Crouching beats everything! Except tank.
A crucial design flaw...

"My name is Poster. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

From mildracula1612, those pompous artists... From mildracula1612 again, I believe it's "gerbilself".
From OP24 echelon3, bad idea...
From PzyKotiK86, give him a break. He's been fighting aliens for a couple months straight...
From PzyKotiK86 again, yeah, when you pull the trigger three inches from the bad guy's head.