Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

Deck the Halls with lots of Posters...

From GingerNinjaCam, true, it cannot, but at least I have recon! From GingerNinjaCam again, even atheists start feeling a little religious when it comes to this...
From Halo Devil 101, that's...odd...
From KRAZY_KIBBLE, don't mess...
From KRAZY_KIBBLE again, go, go gadget boots!

We are Posters...the mighty, mighty Posters!

These first three are from AZ117.

Do exorcisms work in Halo?
That would go in the "not good" file...
They can rock the J-Pop...
From Inferios, even if he dies, you'll still see him in the last cutscene...
From passiveAgro, "No, here we should put in a little moonwalk..."

Posters: The Breakfast of Champions!

From clark623, that poor man. He had to drink all that Game Fuel...From clark623 again, chuk-chuk-chuk! (Head popping off noise)
From DEmot, apparently so...
From Monkey King79, it's better to give than to recieve...
From SirSquishie, the win of the ages...

Leper 42's Greatest Hits

Just like Neo...That is a very yelly brute...
There's probably a reference to something in here. It escapes me.
Vote now!
Spiders are scarier, though. Wait, that's not true...

Typing is Fun!

From funnymanjohns, if you have a grav lift for a butt, you got more problems than a rocket... From Muffin PICKA, I think this is from a game that I played him in. That could very well be my grenade *fingers crossed*
From s7up yours, I wish all vehicles jacked like the tanks. That way, you could ride along like this...
From Wheat, contrary to popular belief, hopping out in midair is a BAD idea!
From Yellow Six, I munna eat chu! NOM NOM NOM!

Oblah-dee, Oblah-dah, life goes on...

From gullibletree, HE JUST A FIRED HIS LAZER FROM ACROSS THE MAP!From Soulcapt Alex, My least favorite kind of corner...
These next three are from SPARTAN-1138.

This is a funny poster. 'Nuff said.
I guess they sort of...replace your blood...
Yeah, cuz he's A FIRIN' HIS LAZER!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

From LackOfKnowledge, 1/2-ton Spartan backflips...From LackOfKnowledge, preferably, add water before jumping...
These next three are from mo1dy cheez.

Just prior to the creation of a masterpiece...
I scare myself on several occasions...
On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a "10 cuss-word" situation.

Keep on rollin'

From a blind turkey, I wouldn't be surprised if Halolympics existed...These next three are from irishscottish.

This why I usually run away from red dots until I'm completely invisible...
At least, they work for the guy with the katana. ODST helmet guy doesn't seem to be doin' good.
Everybody Poops! when somebody's A FIRIN' THEIR LAZER AT THEM!
From Sane Intolerant, he looks more like a Ganondorf to me. (Players of SSBM will get it)

It's new, but familiar

From Steel Avalanche, the greatest motivators in the world held large, bladed weapons...These next three are from Halo Devil 101.

The brute vehicle that Bungie cut...
Orange man 'bout to get kicked in da teef!
If you ask me, if he wasn't there in the first place, Sgt. Johnson would be player 2. How much better would that have been? Answer: LOTS (and he wouldn't have gotten captured so many times, then)
From rasberryjam, I found some fantastic Raspberry Jam this week: Trappist Preserves. Check it out!