Steel Avalanche's Greatest Hits

Hmm, lets see: 40 miles up the creek, zero paddles. That sounds like an equation for "screwed."Machine shouldn't be up here, anyway!
Stoicism at its finest...
"Where'd I leave my keys...HURK!"
A wheelie without wheels...

Holy moley, we gots pictures!

From FroBoyX, this is key. Do not do this!From FroBoyX again, don't worry. The face-smack will dull the pain of the fall...

From BaddMutha, fear the laser-pointer of doom!

Pic by Vyckers, caption by CheshireKAY, this caption, unfortunately reminds me of that movie Delta Farce *shudder*

From BaddMutha, so it's more like a whale-load. You know, if a whale were a transport device.